When the zombie hordes come, and they will, we'll need a plan people! I've discussed this with friends, a lot, and I've heard some pretty goddamn good ideas.
1) Seal yourself in a building - probably some kind of three-story walk up would be best - go to the roof with a cinder block on a rope and just start dropping it on those soft squishy zombie heads and pulling it back up. You'll never run out of bullets plus you'd get so buff.
2) My cousin Sarah and I came up with the concept of some kind of refrigerated semi with a swivelling gun turret/firethrower mounted on top. Good thing about this is, it only needs 2 people to work - one to drive and one to kill things and eventually it will be just the 2 of you as the zombies will kill off all your friends. And also, it should have some kind of cow-catcher mounted to the front.
3) I can't stress this enough. When your friend and/or family member gets bitten by a zombie, and they will, you should kill them. Not now but right now.
4) Don't bring stupid people with you on your dangerous trek to a remote area in the prairies (which will be inexplicably populated with several zombies). These morons will get you killed by not really understanding the gravitas of the situation, leaving a door open and jeopardizing everyone's life to save a puppy. If they somehow manage to tag along - perhaps it's your friend's idiot girlfriend or your little brother - you should kill them at the first available opportunity.
5) Break into some kind of heavy machinery dealership and steal a giant tractor of some description that will be big enough to knock shit down and carry all of your friends.
Note: Fast zombies aren't real. The real zombies are the re-animated dead. Their brains are deteriorating, decomposing and another d-word that I don't even know and will therefore be all shambly and will have the mental capacity of a vole. They will not learn how to use guns. It's science.
So let's go out there and survive this thing! Who's with me?