it's chock-a-block with verbosity, hyperbole, alliteration and nougat-y fuck. oh, and probably lots of unnecessary punctuation...and very little capitalization...but probably not any actual nougat-y fuck. i wouldn't even know where to find any of that.
happy thanksgiving!
i really don't like pumpkin pie. like, i'd rather eat spark plugs or candles. i'd rather, literally, develop a serious disorder called 'pika' than eat fucking pumpkin pie. and people keep insisting on trying to shove that garbage in my face. all year long even! i mean outside of thanksgiving! it's like a g.d. conspiracy! who has pumpkin pie when it's not thanksgiving? NO ONE! and now that it's ACTUALLY thanksgiving? get the fuck outta here man. STOP TRYING TO SHOVE THAT POISON IN MY FACE! THAT WHIPPED CREAM DOESN'T HELP!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!! GAK! PLBT! SPT!